Vivid Vices Apparel
GIRL DINNER BOX TEE
GIRL DINNER BOX TEE
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Show your true Chicago spirit (and sense of humor) with our Funny Malört Graphic Tee — the ultimate shirt for anyone who loves a good laugh and a strong drink! This premium-quality Chicago T-shirt features a hilarious design inspired by the city’s most infamously loved liquor. Soft, breathable, and made to last, it’s perfect for casual wear, bar nights, or gifting to that one friend who actually likes Malört.
Whether you’re a local, a Chicago transplant, or just appreciate bold Midwest humor, this Malört shirt makes the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who can handle the taste (and the joke).
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 36 ¼-37 ⅜ | 15 ⅝ |
M | 21 | 37 ¾-39 ⅜ | 16 ½ |
L | 22 | 39 ¾-41 ⅜ | 17 ⅜ |
XL | 23 | 41 ¾-43 ¼ | 18 ⅜ |
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